Post by gman on Nov 24, 2005 1:26:36 GMT -5
Once again another packed house at Mutants' Pub. Thunder and crew sit at their bar with fans swarming around them.
Torin: Hey Thunder did you see that list that Spike put out?
Thunder: Yeah, i almost feel sorry for Spike.
Torin: Why is that?
Thunder: Because i am second on his list and beating him is gonna be like beating up my grandfather. I mean he is starting to get some gray hairs, soon he is gonna be doing his little TV skits forgetting what he is going to say(Thunder stands up and starts to imitate Spike)
I AM BAD
I AM FAT
I AM BALD
I AM A MORON
I AM A A A A A UMMM AHHH AETHRAN
I LEARNED HOW TO SPEAK FROM HOOKED ON PHONICS
Everyone in the bar starts laughing
Torin: Dude that was hysterical. Easy there Screw i don't want you to choke on that.
Everyone looks at Screw whos head is as red as a granny smith apple, as he is trying to suck a steak tip thru his metal plate with a straw.
Thunder: Does anyone here have a screwdriver that i could use to remove this mans metal plate?
Screw chucks Thunder an obscene gesture jokingly.
Killer Queen: Excuse me Mutant can i get a shirly temple.
Magnus: You know Queen you are a fairy right? I mean a shirley temple give me a break. (speaking to Torin) Is there anyone in the fed you want me to get a match with?
Torin: Try to get me a match with Chaos i want to make him tapout.
Magnus: Ok i will talk to the commish.
Camera fades out
Torin: Hey Thunder did you see that list that Spike put out?
Thunder: Yeah, i almost feel sorry for Spike.
Torin: Why is that?
Thunder: Because i am second on his list and beating him is gonna be like beating up my grandfather. I mean he is starting to get some gray hairs, soon he is gonna be doing his little TV skits forgetting what he is going to say(Thunder stands up and starts to imitate Spike)
I AM BAD
I AM FAT
I AM BALD
I AM A MORON
I AM A A A A A UMMM AHHH AETHRAN
I LEARNED HOW TO SPEAK FROM HOOKED ON PHONICS
Everyone in the bar starts laughing
Torin: Dude that was hysterical. Easy there Screw i don't want you to choke on that.
Everyone looks at Screw whos head is as red as a granny smith apple, as he is trying to suck a steak tip thru his metal plate with a straw.
Thunder: Does anyone here have a screwdriver that i could use to remove this mans metal plate?
Screw chucks Thunder an obscene gesture jokingly.
Killer Queen: Excuse me Mutant can i get a shirly temple.
Magnus: You know Queen you are a fairy right? I mean a shirley temple give me a break. (speaking to Torin) Is there anyone in the fed you want me to get a match with?
Torin: Try to get me a match with Chaos i want to make him tapout.
Magnus: Ok i will talk to the commish.
Camera fades out