Post by Jon Knapik on Dec 8, 2005 21:46:24 GMT -5
[Vanity is in his lavish home with a camera crew.]
Vanity: I'm fighting Vengeance?! HA! That Aethran halfwit?!
[Vanity flips his hair back.]
Vanity: I bet you think this is funny, eh Grogan? Well let me tell you, sir, it is NOT! That brute Vengeance doesn't have the sophistication to step in the ring with me! He doesn't have the SKILL to fend off a grapler of my magnitude! I wanted a challenge! I wanted Spike! What you gave me was a man who couldn't even defeat a professional bulfighter in a wrestling match! HA!
[The Creeper shuffles up to Vanity and hands him a mirror. After a moment of checking himself out, Vanity kisses the mirror and sends Creeper on his way.]
Vanity: Vengeance, I'm going to show you what true beauty is, when I perfectly dismantle you bit by bit and have you crying tears of both fear AND wonder! Fear because you'll be in pain, but wonder because of the gorgeous way I'll be dishing it out!
Vanity: And Grogan, the challenge to Spike was more of a... um... see, sometimes I say things I don't mean. You shouldn't have been so hasty! I'll tell you when I want a match.. er... HEAR ME?!
[Vanity waves off the cameras and exits the room.]
Vanity: I'm fighting Vengeance?! HA! That Aethran halfwit?!
[Vanity flips his hair back.]
Vanity: I bet you think this is funny, eh Grogan? Well let me tell you, sir, it is NOT! That brute Vengeance doesn't have the sophistication to step in the ring with me! He doesn't have the SKILL to fend off a grapler of my magnitude! I wanted a challenge! I wanted Spike! What you gave me was a man who couldn't even defeat a professional bulfighter in a wrestling match! HA!
[The Creeper shuffles up to Vanity and hands him a mirror. After a moment of checking himself out, Vanity kisses the mirror and sends Creeper on his way.]
Vanity: Vengeance, I'm going to show you what true beauty is, when I perfectly dismantle you bit by bit and have you crying tears of both fear AND wonder! Fear because you'll be in pain, but wonder because of the gorgeous way I'll be dishing it out!
Vanity: And Grogan, the challenge to Spike was more of a... um... see, sometimes I say things I don't mean. You shouldn't have been so hasty! I'll tell you when I want a match.. er... HEAR ME?!
[Vanity waves off the cameras and exits the room.]