Post by gman on Dec 8, 2005 18:18:08 GMT -5
The sight is unbelievable. Mutants pub is full and the EMTs are circled around Thunder crouched up in the fetal position.
EMT: Okay son what is your name ?
Thunder: Thunder
EMT #2: What seems to be the trouble ? Did someone hurt you ?
Thunder: Yeah. (now rocking back and forth) His name is Spike and he said if i continue to talk about him he was gonna hurt me.
EMT #1: Do you believe him ?
Thunder: (now standing up) NO ! Spike is nothing but a big windbag. All he does is talk crap. With the way he is talking Qualitar and Rocket will be out of a job. My god, i mean i challenge the guy to a fight and it is always " I'm letting you off the hook" or " stop talking about me or i'm gonna tell my MOM". I mean give me a break, Spike has done nothing so far yet Grogan keeps kissing her, i mean his rear.
EMT #1: (takes off a disguise and it is Killer Queen) So what your saying is that this BIG BAD MAN is afraid of you?
EMT #2: (takes off his disguise and it is Screw) I think thats what he is saying. Spike and Disaster make the Cosmic Rangers look good.
Magnus: So Thunder what are you gonna do to Spike this week ?
Thunder: Nothing, that cowardly lion is hiding behind Grogans skirttails. I would love to fight him but as normal he will just keep dodging me and be saying stuff like "don't make me come over there". Hey Spike why don't you go back to Aethra get a cleansing then maybe you could hang with me in the ring. You know guys (now talking to the fans in attendence who are chanting Slaves No More) i think CRUSH might be a better wrestler than Spike. But hey thats my own opinion, i could be wrong. But i doubt it. SEE YA MAMAS BOY.
camera fades out
EMT: Okay son what is your name ?
Thunder: Thunder
EMT #2: What seems to be the trouble ? Did someone hurt you ?
Thunder: Yeah. (now rocking back and forth) His name is Spike and he said if i continue to talk about him he was gonna hurt me.
EMT #1: Do you believe him ?
Thunder: (now standing up) NO ! Spike is nothing but a big windbag. All he does is talk crap. With the way he is talking Qualitar and Rocket will be out of a job. My god, i mean i challenge the guy to a fight and it is always " I'm letting you off the hook" or " stop talking about me or i'm gonna tell my MOM". I mean give me a break, Spike has done nothing so far yet Grogan keeps kissing her, i mean his rear.
EMT #1: (takes off a disguise and it is Killer Queen) So what your saying is that this BIG BAD MAN is afraid of you?
EMT #2: (takes off his disguise and it is Screw) I think thats what he is saying. Spike and Disaster make the Cosmic Rangers look good.
Magnus: So Thunder what are you gonna do to Spike this week ?
Thunder: Nothing, that cowardly lion is hiding behind Grogans skirttails. I would love to fight him but as normal he will just keep dodging me and be saying stuff like "don't make me come over there". Hey Spike why don't you go back to Aethra get a cleansing then maybe you could hang with me in the ring. You know guys (now talking to the fans in attendence who are chanting Slaves No More) i think CRUSH might be a better wrestler than Spike. But hey thats my own opinion, i could be wrong. But i doubt it. SEE YA MAMAS BOY.
camera fades out